WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:

"Just after Thomas Dolby went blind from science, but just before radio reeked of teen gusto, The Keyboard Stiffs took their unique brand of lazy-pop on the road, but never took it seriously. Too late for its time, "Ennui & Ivory" had a familiar, tedious sound and was quickly muted by 1991's grunge invasion."

Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!

**Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check before ordering!

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton 
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label