WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:

"The Palindrones missed the mark with 1999's Madam, I'm Racecar, but earned a top spot on the alt charts with their follow-up, Some Emos, in 2001. Infamous for their long solos and high-maintenance dressing room demands like, "No lemon, no melon!", Palindrones founders, Eve and Otto, fell off the radar and now live out of their Civic in Kinikinik, Colorado."

Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!

**Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check before ordering!

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton 
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label